Scientists have finally discovered the God Particle. They say this is a major discovery that will go a long ways toward helping them explain why the universe is the way it is. Scientists have long-theorized this “God Particle” (subatomic particle) would explain why matter has mass and has been considered a missing cornerstone of physics.
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Now if we can just figure out our wives we’ll be all set.